we are so fucked up..

zzing zingbah: next season on.. laguna..
freek us all: stephen becomes a physco homicidal killer once he finds out kristen and lauren are lesbos...
zzing zingbah: and then kills everyone!!!! except for jessica.. because she's still a virgin... but she doesn't tell anyone... because her rep!... and then he kills her.. then does it with her.
freek us all: and then... that one guy who moved to new york at the end of the first season comes back and fucks stephan
zzing zingbah: and then stephananen gets AIDS.. but they're made of candy.. and then jesus comes down and says... I MUST EAT YOU!
freek us all: and then gives him oral sex
zzing zingbah: and anal..
freek us all: and he gets stuck
zzing zingbah: because trey.. the guy who moved to new york put super glue on stephen's ass while he was sleeping..
freek us all: and then... stephan becomes jesus's new penis
zzing zingbah: So then the next day Jesus calls Mr. T .. to have a date.. but when he calls.. the green giant answers the phone... O_O
freek us all: and then.. he was like.. ME WANT TO EAT STEPHAN PENIS.. and eats jesus along with him
zzing zingbah: and then when mr. T wakes up after having sex with the green giant.. he calls jesus. but he's not there.. and so then he calls oprah.. because she knows everything
freek us all: and oprah comes down and says WE ARE MAKING OVER YOUR LIVING ROOM!!!
zzing zingbah: but then Mr. T says... BUT I ONLY LIVE IN A BOX!!!! and then oprah says.. WHERE'S MY VAGINA!!? and then you see the green giant running away with it..
freek us all: and then oprah sends her men after the green giant.. and then oprah brings him to africa and screams out AIDS VACCINE!!
zzing zingbah: and then all the little hobo-aid infested-african children run out on the street.. but then the truck hits them...
freek us all: and then oprah brings her friend TOM CRUISE to africa.. and they give them money... but they didn't have any dollars so they just threw pennies at them..
zzing zingbah: and then tom cruise went INSANE! and shoved pennies up the little kids asses...
freek us all: ..and started jumping on couches.. and then someone gave him a squirting flower..
zzing zingbah: but the flower didn't squirt water.. it squirted...............KOOL AID!!! but mixed in the kool aid was crack.. and then he squirted oprah.. and she turned into Whitney Houston.
freek us all: and then she started singing.. and all the africans ran away to somalia where they saw saida...
zzing zingbah: Saida invited Tom and Whitney to live in her village... then ... soon after they got settled... saida realized how much she loved whitney...
freek us all: ..and then she raped her.. and then saida was like OH MY GOODNESS ITS A MAN... MAN... MAN...
zzing zingbah: and saida was like.. IT'S TOM CRUISE! DRESSED AS WHITENY!.. then out of nowhere.. bobby brown and whitney start singing and making eggs...
freek us all: and then saida gets pregnant and then she has THE NEXT GENERATION OF JESUS
zzing zingbah: so nine months pass.. mr. t dies from his boob job.. and saida's in labor..
freek us all: and then kanye west pops pops out of her vagina and starts rapping about jesus walking
zzing zingbah: and then MTV comes down and says.. YOU'RE GOING TO BE A STAR! and PDiddy says... vote or die, bitch.. and then the vagina changes it's name to Lil' G-spot.
freek us all: MEANWHILE IN GERMANY.. while the nazis are taking over again, peaches streaks around berlin shaking her...
zzing zingbah: and MTV runs over there and says.. YOU'RE GOING TO BE A WHORE! and pdiddy says.. shave yo pits...
freek us all: and then she does.. and donates the hair to the hurricane victims..
zzing zingbah: and now all the bald, hobo's.. will be able to use all the shaving cream Katy donated!!!
freek us all: the end....?